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Random Crazziness

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Random Crazziness

“Is there anything I can get you sir?” said the waiter with the hamster on his head to the couple tucking into their tablecloth.
“Not just now thank you I am about to lay half a dozen eggs,” replied the man
“Very well then you won’t care if I bash myself over the head with this blender for a while.”
“He might not care but i am much opposed to such an action” piped up the hamster.

Just moments later a gang of hedgehog bikers rode in and opened fire on the unsuspecting diners.
“Oh sorry,” they said as all around were bleeding from all parts.“we thought you were a flock of seagulls, hope we haven’t caused too much damage.”
Then they rode off into the distance shooting indiscriminately at the sky causing at least one airliner to collapse from the sky.
Screaming from the sky came falling a retired tax man who decided to make a cup of tea on the way down.
As his insides became his outsides he confessed to being the man who ate all the pies.
A passing vicar heard the confession and in doing so panicked and urinated on a passing badger.
“Do you mind?” challenged the badger
“Not at all,” replied the vicar and the two men went their separate ways.
All of a sudden it started raining rubber ducks.

Comments:

1 Howard | on 22 May 2009

random craziness indeed!

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