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A man Who Liked Porn
There once was a man who liked porn,
When he watched it, it gave him the horn.
He rubbed one out, and let out a shout,
Not realizing what he had torn.
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There once was a man who liked porn,
When he watched it, it gave him the horn.
He rubbed one out, and let out a shout,
Not realizing what he had torn.
Comments:
1 Howard | on 21 March 2009
banjo string…twang!!
2 Benjy | on 30 June 2009
that’s how it is