Alex Palmer

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I like long walks in the sun and watching beach sets in the evening.

Also, I got paid for this. Read it!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the-5-most-insane-improvised-weapons-that-were-animals.html

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Location: Ipswich

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Join Date: 02/02/2010

Last Login: 30/08/2010

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(Orignally written for national newspaper ‘The Daily Ragespit’) Citizens of the peaceful country village Ipswich were left shocked and outraged yesterday afternoon, in the wake of an unprecedented spree of violence and mayhem. Alexander…
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The other day, I was lying against a tree, sipping a beer in the evening sun and catching up with a friend I hadn’t seen in six years. The fact that we were drinking in the park like a couple of hobos/teenagers/teenage hobos is not the issue…
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I am writing to inform you that I wish to cease our rather one-sided correspondence. It was amusing for a while, reading those propaganda leaflets your party likes to send me now that I’m eligible to vote. However, I regret (read: delight) to…
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So I got an idea for a TV show. It’s a little out there, I’ll admit, but just hear me out. Ready? Keeping an open mind? Good. What I’m proposing is a cross between Roman-like gladiatorial combat and soulless corporate…
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